What's happenin Mofoville?

One of these days..I'm just not gonna come out of my house EVERRR again.

Why Meik?

*sigh* Unfortunately...this time you just had to be nosy :( BUT I'll tell you why.

After this milestone birthday in September..I decided it's about time for me to spread my dating wings.... well them mofos need to be clipped off but that's another story. Antyhoo.. to protect the innocent..let's just say once upon a time I met "Grey" while running my errands.

Grey approached me, so I knew he couldn't possibly be from Charlotte since he opened his mofo'n mouth first and words actually came out. Yes gawd, I'm shading you Charlotte ninjas cuz I blame you for the ish I just endured LOL.

Anyway, so Grey hits me on some ole bull ish convo asking me about ish that he could probably give two dayums about, meanwhile I'm looking like the alcoholic with a cart full of Lime-A-Ritas and wine. Judge me. I been going thru some ish. LOL jk. kinda.

So he hits me with the "So, I just moved here" line and since I'm on this "tryin to be open minded and give folks a chance and give up my nit picky arse ways and only want pretty boys" type of mindset.. I kept chatting with him. Now, while I'm not attracted to him in the least lil bit.. I figured (and according to my heffa friends) that I'm at a point where I've fallen into the age of "well...he seem nice tho".. and I could tell he was a bit older than me..but I wasn't quite sure just HOW old..

Now..first lesson.. when talking to your grandmother on the phone.. hang up when approached by a guy, no need to let her listen to the entire convo..

Grey: Hey, so how does that lime-a-rita taste?

Me: It's pretty good, you should get some and try it. It's literally a margarita in a can.

Grey: Well..are you from around here? What is there to do for fun around here...blah blah blah and more blah

Grandma on the phone: WHAT DID HE SAY?! IT DONT SOUND LIKE HE INTERESTED IN NO DRINK TO ME!!!

Gawd.. I'm so glad she aint on speaker phone at this point.

So we wrap this convo up... and I mosey on about my way. Ten minutes later... here he comes again..

Grey: So.. can you tell me what churches are around here since I just moved here blah blah blah and more blah..

So I answer him..(now I'm annoyed cuz I know this mofo sees me on this mofo'n phone!! that is the worst to approach someone while they are on the phone. Have some manners about ya self)

Grandma: IS THAT HIM AGAIN?!!! WHAT HE WANT?!

Me: Hang on Grandma...

So as I'm trying to answer his next 50'levum questions...

Grandma: NO YOU NEED TO GET OUTTA THERE...GET HOME NOW! MAKE SURE HE DONT FOLLOW YOU! HE PROBABLY CRAZY!

Me: Ok, I'm going home right now.

Then she launches into a rant about ninjas being crazy and what she saw on the news. Gawd. WHYYYYYY didn't I listen to her?!

Nope. Being the hard headed arse heffa I am.. I decide.. ignore your grandma, ignore your gut instinct..ignore ignore ignore. So I keep entertaining this dude by chatting even more and discover it's a small world, we know some of the same people. So he can't be all bad right? So, we exchange info and plan to possibly going out in a few weeks....AFTER VALENTINE'S DAY. *red flag #1238489075891495848957023404

Stay tuned for Part 2.. THE DATE.

Until later....
~Meik