What up fam?

I swear ta gawd..I need to just quit trying to mingle..cuz when I do..mofos show their azzez...

Friday night..I met what seemed to be a cool guy...very professional, had good conversation, great sense of humor...

We talked on the phone ...no red flags popped up...well maybe one..when he told me he bought a big azz flat screen tv and he aint even got cable..but I digress...

So...He hits me up...you know im a sucker for a mofo that thinks im just as beautiful as I do...but he buttered me up with that then ....asked if i'd like to meet for dinner...

Well, I've been on the grind working on some stuff for the past few days so I had to hit him back..and when I did..I swear I wish I hadn't...

This mofo here...

Tells me he's got a coupon for buy one get one free meals at TGI Fridays...and that he has to use it today before it expires.

blink.

blink.

blink.

Now..don't get me wrong, I get its a dayum recession...and I get that TGI Friday's has good food..but on a first date can you NOT BE SO DAYUM TRIFE?!

Take one of your friends..family..hell...anybody..not some dayum chick u just met!

Needless to say, I took the nice way out and told him he should probably just go get those two meals for himself since he's on a budget...you know..im tryin to help his azz out..

I just have no words for the mofos this week...they just make me tired..


~Meik..